Dan Bilzerian Had To Make a Government-Mandated PSA After He Illegally Blew Up A Tractor Trailer and He Did It With Much Heart and Great Enthusiasm

 

First Slice - Last December, King of Instagram Dan Bilzerian was arrested for allegedly blowing up his own tractor-trailer with homemade explosives somewhere outside of Las Vegas. Facing up to six years in prison, Bilzerian pleaded no contest and received a misdemeanor charge of not extinguishing a fire in the open. In exchange for the smaller sentence, Bilzerian had to pay$17,231.50 in cleanup costs and agreed to make a PSA for the Bureau of Land Management. Since then, fans and haters alike have been waiting anxiously for that PSA video.

 

I get people not liking him because he’s a pompous douche, but he doesn’t pretend to be anything else. And that’s why I defend him. He knows he’s an asshole. He admits he pays for hookers. And he knows how ridiculous everything he does is. And he doesn’t give a fuck. I don’t know why that causes people to hate him. He’s doing exactly what you would do if you could. And then when he gets in trouble he makes a plea deal that allows him to do a heart-felt, passionate PSA reminding us about safety.

 

The best part of the PSA is obviously the painting in the background with the AK-47 and his own action figure beside it.

 

 

Somehow the weirdest part is that there’s a landline phone next to the AK-47.

 

But hey, good job by him. Now I know not to blow up a truck that costs more than my life.